• A square white greeting card with playful hand-lettered text reading 'ABSOLUTE CODSWALLOP OF COURSE YOU'RE STILL YOUNG (ISH) PLEASE TRY TO IGNORE ALL THE OTHERS AND HAVE A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!' displayed on a stone surface with lit candles and small pots around it.
  • A square white greeting card with playful text reading 'ABSOLUTE CODSWALLOP OF COURSE YOU'RE STILL YOUNG (ISH) PLEASE TRY TO HAVE A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!' placed on a textured light surface with small stones and ceramic candle holders around it.
  • A white greeting card with playful text reading 'ABSOLUTE COSWALLOP OF COURSE YOU'RE STILL YOUNG (ISH) PLEASE TRY TO IGNORE ALL THE OTHERS AND HAVE A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!' stands on a stone surface with lit candles in the background.
  • A square white greeting card with playful text reading 'ABSOLUTE CODSWALLOP OF COURSE YOU'RE STILL YOUNG (ISH) PLEASE TRY TO IGNORE ALL THE OTHERS AND HAVE A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!' styled on a light stone slab with candles and dried botanicals.
  • A white greeting card with humorous text reading 'ABSOLUTE CODSWALLOP OF COURSE YOU'RE STILL YOUNG (ISH) PLEASE TRY TO IGNORE ALL THE OTHERS AND HAVE A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!' in black and teal lettering, displayed on a stone surface with lit candles in the background.
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Absolute Codswallop Birthday Card – Hand-Drawn

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Shipping Times

All of our handmade items are sent within 1 - 3 working days unless specified otherwise in the product description.

This may be extended during the festive period due to volume of sales.

Handmade In Britain

Rest assured you are purchasing genuine handmade products here in the UK created by creative minds.

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Make their birthday unforgettable with our Absolute Codswallop Birthday Card, a hand-drawn, handmade greeting for anyone who loves a bit of British wit. Featuring playful typography and bold hand-drawn doodles, this card delivers a hefty dose of cheeky humour, perfect for friends or family who appreciate a good laugh with their cake.

Printed on premium cardstock and finished with care, this card is ideal for those who don’t take birthdays (or themselves) too seriously. The witty “Absolute Codswallop” message sets the tone for a light-hearted celebration, while the unique design ensures it stands out among their birthday cards.

There’s plenty of space inside for your own message, whether you’re sharing more codswallop, a funny memory, or just heartfelt wishes. Give the gift of laughter and a little British charm with a card that’s perfect for making birthdays fun, memorable, and absolutely codswallop.

Our Greeting Cards:

  • All my cards have been hand-drawn and then reproduced; they are all my own artwork.
  • These beautiful cards and other wittering related gifts are lovingly handmade to order.
  • Please note that, as our products are handmade to order, there may be slight variants.

Materials & Sizing:

Cards measure 147mm x 147mm

Cards come complete with white envelope and biodegradable protective cello bag.

Cards are made with 300gsm FSC Certified board

How To Order:

Please simply choose glitter or no glitter and the design that you require and I will get your super card made for you.

Delivery Information:

My greeting cards are made within 1 - 3 Working Days, this may be longer during seasonal periods, we will notify you accordingly.

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